Some Thoughts on Motherhood

In honor of Mother's Day this Sunday, I've created a little page of mother-related whimsy. And if my children are reading this, yes, Sunday is Mother's Day; may I recommend the gifts of dark buttercreams, flowers or jewelry? :)

What do funny women think of motherhood?

"When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out."

--Erma Bombeck

"My children love me. I'm like the mother they never had."

--Roseanne Barr

"Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them."

--Rita Rudner