This is the day generally agreed to be the birthday of famed playwright and poet William Shakespeare, and, as I mentioned in a previous post, he would be 444 years old today. Having read, studied and taught many of the works of Shakespeare, I can honestly say that his birthday has become important to me; it is a date I rarely forget.
In his honor, and in honor of his particular facility with language, I offer this game which will allow you to insult your enemies in Shakespearean style.
Try it at Pete Levin's Shakespearian Insults page, and let me know your favorite hand-picked insult.
Here is mine: "Lead apes in hell, thou goatish, onion-eyed jolthead!"